Bertha von Suttner Gymnasium Andernach - Seite 115
115-NASA und Extreme
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als wir gehen lernten
Brief von einem Bayern an die NASA
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space-Shuttle in the television. In color. And so
came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife.
I am the Kraxelhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with
my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me.
She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want be not B¸rgermaster. I have
nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon. Without
my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstel. So I want book a flight in your
next Space-Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I woude kotz you the rocket full, because I am
not swindle-free. And no standing-place please.
And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from
my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with
look through my farglass and see my wife working on the potato field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch
(hä,hä,hä). We will kringel ourself before laughing (hö,hö,hö,hö).
Is wath loose on the moon? I need worm weather, and I hope the sun shines every day. This is very good
for my frost-boils.
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